Is this thing on? She's probably not even reading this.
BUT:
Dear Friend,
Your love of taxidermy and hairy men disturbs me somewhat, however your faith in love is inspiring.
I just want you to know that I was only joking when I said that I would pay your beloved $5000 to not propose to you so that I could watch the sh*t storm. I would never do that. For two reasons. One, I'm incredibly stingy. Two, I want to see you happy.
And you would make a very cute meringue (even though you have too much style to allow that to happen).
I'm sorry.
Now I want meringue.
Do you want a stripper at your Hens Night?
I'm not offering.
Sincerely,
Agnes.
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Yes it is on, I was reading, and no, there will not be a meringue unless it is edible. And no there is no need for a stripper, unless of course its for comedic value. Bits and tackle could not possibly have been designed to be aesthetically pleasing.
Seeing hairy men and taxidermy in the same sentence makes me wonder if the two don't have something in common..
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