Saturday, November 1, 2008

'I want to draw a spiral on the ceiling fan' and other stupidity.

Unsolicited advice to follow...

  • Leaving Coke Zero out for two days after being opened, and then re-cooling is not a good idea. Avoid at all costs.

  • Consuming caffeine during periods of disturbed sleeping patterns is also a really, really stupid idea.

  • If you're calling to set up a utility account for a property it sort of helps to know the address. I may work on the telephone, but I'm not telepathic.

  • Also, if you work in Accounts, you probably should know the mailing address for your organisation. Especially when the bills are sent to your attention and you have one with the postal address clearly printed on it in your hand.

  • Calling a company using your mobile phone is your choice. If you've been on hold for 5 minutes, don't spend the next 10 complaining about how you're running out of credit. It's always such a relief when said phone cuts out and you haven't gotten to the point yet.

  • Yes, you did use your air conditioner. Lying to me will not result in a reduction of your bill.

  • I'm so depressed to be back. Mini MSpace Rant: I got so upset at work today that I cried. My boss asked if there was anything she could do to help. I asked her to fire me.
Stay tuned for faux photos and mediocre miscellany. Or profound procrastination and other cliches.

Sincerely schei,
Agnes.

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