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To distract me from my own impatience:

Hi, my name is: Luka. I live on the second floor.

But you can call me: Agnes

Never in my life have I: known as much as I think I know now.

The one person who can drive me nuts is: I'm quite capable of doing that on my own thank you very much.

My high school is: still there.

When I’m nervous: I either talk too much and make terrible jokes, or I don't speak at all... Generally I'll drink gin while performing either rendition of Agnes being nervous.

The last song I listened to was: 'Queen Bitch' - Seu Jorge

If I were to get married right now it would be to: myself. How 90s.

I'm quite happy with my relationship as I define it with the other person in it. I do not need to tell the world that I am in love to feel it or wear a ring to keep a commitment. The rings, the dress, the wedding ceremony and reception, the mediocre meal and music to follow, the cheesy photography and crass garter toss do not make a relationship.

Perhaps one day I will marry. However it will certainly not be an action to appease, to conform, to engage in an expensive pursuit for attention or to 'fix' a relationship. I would consider marrying for a Green Card.

My hair is: mediocre at best. I wish I had more... air in my hair.

When I was 4: I broke my jaw while dancing. Never. Again.

Last Christmas: I gave you my heart, and you gave me slippers and a d****.

I should be: so lucky, lucky, lucky, lucky.

When I look down I see: all the little people. Get out of my way, ants.

The happiest recent event was: lovely. Thank you for asking.

By this time next year: it will be 12:28PM, Monday the 17th August, 2009.

My current gripe is: When did this quiz turn into M******?

I have a hard time understanding: shallow, mindless people.

There’s these girls: who are complete idiots and talk about silly things while generally having fun.

If I won an award, the first person I would tell would be: my date.

I want to buy: a ticket from Paris to Milan.

Where do you plan to visit:

Today: The beach.

At some point during the week that is to be: Friends. The people I know, not the show. Ugh.

In October: Cardiff, Sydney, Singapore, Paris, Milan, Florence, Pisa, Rome, Berlin, Munich. I wanted to go to Siberia. Drat.

If you spent the night at my house: I'd spend the night at yours.

The world could do without: >> Do not start me.

Most recent thing I’ve bought myself: A book on taming men.

Most recent thing someone else bought me: Dinner.

My middle name is: Jayne.

In the morning I: Wake up, shower, skip breakfast and then do my hair/paint my face a slightly less ghastly version of itself while listening to music with motivational messages such as: 'Survivalism', 'Hand that Feeds', '1 000 000' - NIN, 'Fashion', and 'Ashes to Ashes' - David Package Bowie, miscellaneous other songs.

Last night I was: watching films, enduring nightmares.

There’s this guy I know who: I like love and stuff.

If I was an animal I’d be a: lot like Oscar. Poor kitty.

A better name for me would be: ****** Jayne *****.

Today I am: enjoying a Sunday which so far, is living up to its name.

Tonight I am: doing something exciting.

Tomorrow I am: saving the world, one call at a time.

My birthday is: going to be fun, I'm turning twenty one.