Fake Plastic Rhinos

Pretty drink. Pretty lacking in rhinos.

Weighing in at approximately 250 grams, the rhino is an imposing creature. Containing more carbon dioxide than kilojoules, the rhino kindly wraps itself in a sleek can, a convenient tetra pack or a 1.5 litre bottle. With this in mind, it is possible to have a P.E.T. rhino despite what you may hear from those of greener pastures.

Unfortunately, the rhino is native to the UK and was apparently not bad arse enough to be shipped off to the place I still call home.

In tribute (?) to the Rhino, a nearby 'hotel' serves the gorgeous cocktail above.

Ingredients:
Strawberries
Chambord
Paraiso lychee liqueur

Serve with ice. Top with... RED BULL.

Llama, llama, rhino, red bull, WTF?

Photo credit: K.

Sincerely smallest,
Agnes J Stone