Wednesday, August 20, 2008

I don't wish for a d, I do wish for slippers.

"It's cold at night, I have ducted air conditioning, but I don't use it. I just paid $10 000 for the top of the line model to have something to look at."

Stupid people make me $$. Best to focus on this aspect, rather than sentiments such as "You're so dumb that my brain just twisted itself into the foetal position and defecated somewhere in the space where my hope and dreams used to be".

Excentuate the positive...

- The trees at work are starting to come back to life. Spring is almost here! Of course come October it's right back to cool weather... Euro style (it has more froth, better shoes and wears a beret).

- The Fuzzies are sitting next to me.

- Someone called me pretty today.

- I think I might have food poisoning. Diet aids rock.

- There's a twitch in my right arm. I'm hoping that it's building muscle tone.

- I'm going on a hair date tomorrow.

- Crumpets love me. I find them too carb heavy.

- I have a new ring tone and it's not from J*****r.

I hope you've had at least a mediocre day too.
Sincerely sleep deprived,
Agnes

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