Thursday, September 4, 2008

A Word on Safety

After posting a picture and a pile of prentention, I decided that bed would be a nice place to be. Given that I am Macaulaying it up tonight, I thought I should turn the front light on. It just seemed like the right thing to do. If I was playing Dirty Stop Out, I would want someone to leave a light on for me, Belinda Carlisle.

Having done my good deed for the week, I turned to leave the foyer. I tripped. Luckily! I had left the front door open... With my keys still in the lock.

Don't be a dope. Lock the door. Put your keys on the dresser. Stop. Drop. And. Roll.

Seriously s....ing self,
Agnes J Stone-for-brain.

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